Keigo Bitchslaps SasukeKeigo Bitchslaps SasukeKeigo Bitchslaps Sasuke by Ego-Man25
(Le White Void)
Sasuke: Ugh... Where am I?
Keigo: WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?
Sasuke: (in disgust) Oh great... a fool...
Keigo: IIICHIIIGOOO!!! (Sees Sasuke) Hey, you!
Sasuke: (sighs) What?
Keigo: Do you know where we friggin are?
Sasuke: I do not. Please go away.
Keigo: You're mean!
Sasuke: (surprised) Wow... I didn't expect anyone to actually catch on to that factoid...
Keigo: Wait, what do you mean by that?
Sasuke: You see...
(One explaination of the entire Naruto manga later...)
Sasuke: Yes, I'm not the nicest person ever. (Losing calm) However, those idiots kept on coming after me like I was some precious little child, to the point where, not only did they not punish me, but actually came up with this BS about how I still hade some good in me. Like that was likely. And to make it worse, this Sakura chick refused to see me for the Jerkass I really was, and kept her crush on me the entire time. And don't g
Ichigo Vs. Yusuke Part 2Ichigo Vs. Yusuke Part TwoIchigo Vs. Yusuke Part 2 by Ego-Man25
Ichigo: Why are we eating subs?
Yusuke: (stops what he's doing) I don't know...
Rin: (booming voice) ALRIGHT, CHUMPS! THE FIGHT IS ON AGAIN! SO YOU TWO ARE GONNA TAKE IT TO A COLISEUM THIS TIME!!
(Ichigo and Yusuke are warped to a coliseum, as per Rin's directions, and were placed in their positions at the ends.)
Yusuke: You ready for this?
Ichigo: As ready as you are. Not exactly happy to do this.
Yusuke: I doubt that. Now... (Strips down to yellow tank top and blue jeans) where were we?
Ichigo: Ban-KAI!! (Ichigo once again unleashes,) Tensa Zangetsu...
Yusuke: Now... FINGER BANG!!! (Shoots a massively powerful energy beam from his finger.)
Ichigo: Getsuga Tensho! (Unleashes a massively powerful black energy wavebeam)
(Both attacks collide, exploding, and creating a massive crater)
Yusuke: HAH!! (Punches Ichigo in the stomach with the energy-flowing hand, sending him flying into a pillar, destroying said pillar.)
Ichigo: NO YOU DON'T!! (Swi
Ichigo Vs. Yusuke Part 1Ichigo Vs. Yusuke Part OneIchigo Vs. Yusuke Part 1 by Ego-Man25
(White... Void... That's it. I'm done with it all. Kill me now.)
Kuwabara: Uh, there's a reason for the white void, and it's explained here.
(Scratch that. I want to live again.)
Yusuke: Seriously, though, where the hell am I?
Orange Haired Dude: Hello? Anyone here?
Yusuke: Wait. There's a dangerous presence nearby...
Orangy: Someone's spiritual pressure nearby is intense!
Yusuke: (Notices the guy in black) Wait, who the hell are you?
Ichigo: Ichigo Kurosaki. You..?
Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi.
Ichigo: Cool. Though... I have to ask, you wouldn't be an enemy, would you?
Yusuke: Not if you aren't.
Female Voice: Like, as if I'd do that.
Ichigo: *unleashes Zangetsu* Who are you? Where are you?
Female Voice: Oh, don't you know? I'm the one who, like, made this white void place.
Yusuke: So that's why Koenma keeps bugging me about these void things popping up all over town.
Ichigo: And no wonder I've been gett
Jump Stars Special: Happy May Fifth Ver. 2The blonde girl looked on in disturbed fascination as she watched one Straw Hat Luffy argue with a fat balding man dressed in black robes over who could eat more meat. She turned to the others for answers.Jump Stars Special: Happy May Fifth Ver. 2 by Ability-King-KK
“Please tell me they’re not arguing over meat of all things,” demanded the Duel Queen.
Hijikata took a drag of his cigarette before answering. “You don’t know Luffy all that well, do you, Asuka-san?”
“If I did I wouldn’t be asking now, would I?” replied Asuka with a raised brow and crossing her arms under her large bust. “And who exactly is the other man?”
“Oh, that’s Omaeda Marechiyo,” answered Gon. “He’s a Soul Reaper and the fukutaicho of the Second Division. That makes him a ninja according Naruto.”
“Psh, he doesn’t look like much of a ninja. I should know, I’m a ninja myself, un!” replied Deidara as he looked over towards Omaeda and wond
Death Battle: Nami vs SakuraDeath Battle: Nami vs Sakura by Thaeonblade
Sakura was pissed.
It was the anniversary of their marriage and Sasuke hadn't returned home. Worst yet, Sakura had an infant daughter to raise and her income wasn't getting stretched. Sakura assumed that Sasuke had some kind of inheritance or clan funds set aside from the Uchiha Clan. Considering that Sasuke and his daughter were the only living Uchiha left, Sakura figured that Sasuke was loaded with more than enough money to never have to worry about bills.
Except if that were the case, Sasuke didn't tell her anything.
So she needed a break. She left Sarada with Naruto and Hinata while she went on a long-term mission meant to pay a lot of money. Tsunade wanted her to find some guy named Luffy and capture him to use his bounty to strengthen the village treasury. Sakura traveled for months in-search of this Nami and hadn't found any trace except for towns being looted of money without any sign of who took it. Island after island reported the same thing and finally, Sakura checked into a
Death Battle Prelude: Nami vs SakuraDeath Battle Prelude: Nami vs Sakura by Thaeonblade
People have been arguing with each other over who'd win in a fight between pirates and ninjas for ages. One is the master of the open sea while the other is a warrior of the unseen.
So it's time to give the people what they want. Today we will indeed pit a shinobi against a pirate.
Sakura Haruno, the Successor to Slug Princess Tsunade
Nami, the Navigator of the Strawhat Pirates
Both are typically aiding their comrades from the rear, but when pushed to shove, they can step up and fight themselves. Place them into a fight and who will win? Who will emerge alive and victorious?
I'm Thaeonblade and joining me are Tsunade and Luffy as we analyze the skills, equipment and abilities of these two fine ladies to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Where's the meat?
Too much meat is not healthy.
Who cares, everyone dies eventually.
You are a strange man.
Get used to it, you haven't even seen the worst of it.
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