Keigo Bitchslaps SasukeKeigo Bitchslaps SasukeKeigo Bitchslaps Sasuke by Ego-Man25
(Le White Void)
Sasuke: Ugh... Where am I?
Keigo: WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?
Sasuke: (in disgust) Oh great... a fool...
Keigo: IIICHIIIGOOO!!! (Sees Sasuke) Hey, you!
Sasuke: (sighs) What?
Keigo: Do you know where we friggin are?
Sasuke: I do not. Please go away.
Keigo: You're mean!
Sasuke: (surprised) Wow... I didn't expect anyone to actually catch on to that factoid...
Keigo: Wait, what do you mean by that?
Sasuke: You see...
(One explaination of the entire Naruto manga later...)
Sasuke: Yes, I'm not the nicest person ever. (Losing calm) However, those idiots kept on coming after me like I was some precious little child, to the point where, not only did they not punish me, but actually came up with this BS about how I still hade some good in me. Like that was likely. And to make it worse, this Sakura chick refused to see me for the Jerkass I really was, and kept her crush on me the entire time. And don't g
Ichigo Vs. Yusuke Part 2Ichigo Vs. Yusuke Part TwoIchigo Vs. Yusuke Part 2 by Ego-Man25
Ichigo: Why are we eating subs?
Yusuke: (stops what he's doing) I don't know...
Rin: (booming voice) ALRIGHT, CHUMPS! THE FIGHT IS ON AGAIN! SO YOU TWO ARE GONNA TAKE IT TO A COLISEUM THIS TIME!!
(Ichigo and Yusuke are warped to a coliseum, as per Rin's directions, and were placed in their positions at the ends.)
Yusuke: You ready for this?
Ichigo: As ready as you are. Not exactly happy to do this.
Yusuke: I doubt that. Now... (Strips down to yellow tank top and blue jeans) where were we?
Ichigo: Ban-KAI!! (Ichigo once again unleashes,) Tensa Zangetsu...
Yusuke: Now... FINGER BANG!!! (Shoots a massively powerful energy beam from his finger.)
Ichigo: Getsuga Tensho! (Unleashes a massively powerful black energy wavebeam)
(Both attacks collide, exploding, and creating a massive crater)
Yusuke: HAH!! (Punches Ichigo in the stomach with the energy-flowing hand, sending him flying into a pillar, destroying said pillar.)
Ichigo: NO YOU DON'T!! (Swi
Ichigo Vs. Yusuke Part 1Ichigo Vs. Yusuke Part OneIchigo Vs. Yusuke Part 1 by Ego-Man25
(White... Void... That's it. I'm done with it all. Kill me now.)
Kuwabara: Uh, there's a reason for the white void, and it's explained here.
(Scratch that. I want to live again.)
Yusuke: Seriously, though, where the hell am I?
Orange Haired Dude: Hello? Anyone here?
Yusuke: Wait. There's a dangerous presence nearby...
Orangy: Someone's spiritual pressure nearby is intense!
Yusuke: (Notices the guy in black) Wait, who the hell are you?
Ichigo: Ichigo Kurosaki. You..?
Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi.
Ichigo: Cool. Though... I have to ask, you wouldn't be an enemy, would you?
Yusuke: Not if you aren't.
Female Voice: Like, as if I'd do that.
Ichigo: *unleashes Zangetsu* Who are you? Where are you?
Female Voice: Oh, don't you know? I'm the one who, like, made this white void place.
Yusuke: So that's why Koenma keeps bugging me about these void things popping up all over town.
Ichigo: And no wonder I've been gett
Jump Stars Special: Happy May Fifth Ver. 2The blonde girl looked on in disturbed fascination as she watched one Straw Hat Luffy argue with a fat balding man dressed in black robes over who could eat more meat. She turned to the others for answers.Jump Stars Special: Happy May Fifth Ver. 2 by Ability-King-KK
“Please tell me they’re not arguing over meat of all things,” demanded the Duel Queen.
Hijikata took a drag of his cigarette before answering. “You don’t know Luffy all that well, do you, Asuka-san?”
“If I did I wouldn’t be asking now, would I?” replied Asuka with a raised brow and crossing her arms under her large bust. “And who exactly is the other man?”
“Oh, that’s Omaeda Marechiyo,” answered Gon. “He’s a Soul Reaper and the fukutaicho of the Second Division. That makes him a ninja according Naruto.”
“Psh, he doesn’t look like much of a ninja. I should know, I’m a ninja myself, un!” replied Deidara as he looked over towards Omaeda and wond
Prelude: Raoh vs. WamuuPrelude: Raoh vs. Wamuu by ChainGangOfOne
Lyn: The warrior…
Xander: The conqueror…
Lyn: Often working in collusion, these two archetypes are among the most prideful and mighty.
Xander: Raoh, the Conqueror of the Post-Apocalyptic World…
Lyn: And Wamuu, the pure warrior of the Pillar Men. He’s Xander and I’m Ly-… Actually, hold on a second.
*Lyn swaps gender to Layne*
Layne: Much better. I’m Layne and he’s Xander. And it’s our jobs to analyze their weapons, skills, and tactics to determine the winner… of a Death Battle!
Title: Ken-Oh The Conqueror
Age: Unknown (Assumed Late 20s to Late 30s)
Weight: 320 lbs.
Occupation: King, Martial Artist, Conqueror
Xander: In the post-apocalyptic universe of Fist of the North Star, two martial arts are king: Hokuto Shinken, which attacks from the inside out...
Layne: And Nanto Seiken, which attacks from the outsi
Death Battle: Raoh vs. WamuuDeath Battle: Raoh vs. Wamuu by ChainGangOfOne
Layne: That’s it! We’ve analyzed the combatants’ weapons, skills, and tactics! Let’s get this fight underway!
Xander: It’s time for a DEATH BATTLE!
A lone colosseum… The middle of the night… A tall man on a black, armored horse rode in to the barren arena. Within the middle of the colosseum was a massive brazier with the flame lit, illuminating the entire arena. The man on the horse donned a dark cape, his horned helmet shining in the light of the massive fire. He could feel the heat even from it.
“So…” a deep voice intoned, “You’ve come, Raoh the Conqueror.” A colossus of a man stood to Raoh’s side, donning little else other than some kind of tank top with a pair of what looked like daggers piercing through, one on each side of the chest, as well as a loincloth and boot-like sandals. Atop his head, he donned a headdress that could only be described as Middle-Eastern.
“You know th
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